WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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