Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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