Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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