dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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