I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize