after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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