and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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