And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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