I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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