Your tits are I can't wait for
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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