you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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