ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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