I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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