oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You are a genius and a whore.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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