Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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