You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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