Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
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That's how twitter works, right?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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