But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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