I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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