You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize