with your own penis?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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