I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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