WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
How naked do you want me to be?
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