Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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