? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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