You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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