she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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