i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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