He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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