one two three fourrrrnication!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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