You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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