Michael Bay diarrhea
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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