Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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