I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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