i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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