I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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