he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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