I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The best revenge is premature balding
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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