Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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