Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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