Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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