Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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