So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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