Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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