Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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