we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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