Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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