sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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