How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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