We need to rekindle our bromance
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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